The Funky Marmoset

Sometimes there are men born ahead of their era. Some born to a bygone one. And even rarer, those born who encapsulate the present. I am not any of these men. I am truly one born separate from time and space. Universes are my playthings, physical laws my editable profile options. I'm also really personable and humble.

Also, this is actually all about the plants and foliage I see every day.
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Awesome Dad Wakes Up His 4 y.o. Son With ‘Doom’ Theme and a Super Soaker

My girlfriend has 3 kids and I’m always waking them up in ridiculous ways that usually involve singing, but this dad takes it to the next level of radness. I need one of those squirt guns!

[Via Reddit]

CONNOR. This is you with child. 

Tags: gaming doom super soaker lol videos parenting funny humor geeky
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    Can you be my dad?
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    parenting skillz Juss like mine
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    did this for me…. all i got was a slap on
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    harass my future children :D
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    CONNOR. This is you with child.
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    Parenting: You’re doing
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